You Won't Be Happy Until The Bottles Broken

Taft High Dance Team Sucks

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 03:21:13 GMT

They wear short skirts that degrade them so niggers can stare at them while they shake there asses. They have these stupid jackets that say "T-House" proving that they're on that damn team. I don't need a stupid jacket. Of course I know how to dance.. But a dance team? Please, I don't dance like those Britney and Justin wanna be's at School. I dance to express pain and suffering.. Yeah the only cool way to dance is to keep your hands on your side and eyes on the ground. Then every three seconds you take a drag on your cigarette.. Dancing is something you do alone, in your room at 3 am in the morning. But no way dancing is so conformist..

I've Got the Munchies

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 00:10:12 GMT

For some fucking Hot Cheetos. Fuck you they aren't gross. They're hella good.

Never Read a Single Book

Sun, 18 Dec 2005 20:10:25 GMT

FUCK SCHOOL!!

What I'm Thankful For

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:57:52 GMT

I'm thankful to have the most beautiful girl in the entire world. I'm thankful I have someone that listens to me.. and makes me laugh and smile. I'm thankful to have the closest thing to heaven with me right now. I'm greatful that she talks to me and will love me no matter what.

I'm thankful for my Juliet!!!

Afterschool..

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:36:49 GMT

Today afterschool after I couldn't find Juliet cause she was getting her HAIR DONE Natia and I hung out. It was a lot of fun. We talked about stuff. Deep stuff haha. We where listening to The Goo Goo Dolls and Frou Frou.. made fun of people in there cars. We litered. Being our indie rock selves haha. =] we where being "pretty" haha. It was so much fun. Thanks NATIA!! It was nice of you to stay aftrer school with me =] I just can't get over that.

Life Is Great!!

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 01:15:16 GMT

ONE WHOLE YEAR WITH MY BEAUTIFUL JULIET! THAT'S 365 DAYS OF TOTAL HAPPINESS!!!! I LOVE YOU JULIET

Awwww

Sat, 15 Oct 2005 00:13:18 GMT

I just thought Juliet looked so cute with that little bow in her beautiful wavy brown silky hair and her little skirt and her adorable freckles =]]

11 Wonderful Months In Heaven

Thu, 13 Oct 2005 20:52:33 GMT

Well yesterday was our 11 month anniversary! I'm so happy. These past 11 months where just perfect and they just keep getting better and better =] I love juliet!! wooooo!! woo!!

I Have...

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 22:32:54 GMT

I have the most beautiful girlfriend in the whole entire world. I'm the luckiest guy on earth.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥
♥♥
♥

Small, Medium, and Large!

Sun, 25 Sep 2005 17:53:57 GMT

You know those Starbucks coffee houses, those fucking places with the $5 dollar cups of coffee, you know the place don't lie. What really pisses me off is the fact that they re-named the sizes of there cups. Like you know who the original progression for the sizes of beverages was, Small, Medium, and Large!. These fuckers decided to call it, Tall, Grande, and Venti. Give me a fucking break. Like calling small a tall makes me feel better that I'm getting this tiny little urine sample sized cup of coffee swill. And grande what the fuck is with grande!? Where the fuck am I? Mexico? A medium sized beverage is not grande in any way shape or form. Have you ever heard of a grande sized shirt? NO. Grande sized shirts are an extra extra large for the fat bastards. So in that respect a medium sized cup of coffee is not grande. If there was it would be the size of one of those crazy ass cups you'd find at those 7/11 stores. And venti... what fucking language is that?! What is it? Latin? When the fuck did we start using dead languages to describe the size of coffee cups!? How the fuck am I supposed to know that venti means large. Just call it large, like calling something by a diffrent name makes it seem so much more sophisticated. I hope a "venti" sized truck run overs your "grande" sized head and smashes that "tall" brain of yours into "taller" peices.

That Feel Good Ambience Is Here

Mon, 19 Sep 2005 00:47:17 GMT

I remember this feel good ambience. I know it only applies to me. It's the time when school starts and and the new year begins. How it would rain and the sky would be grey and the trees would become dead and the leaves would be orange. The time when Halloween was near. When I moved to a new place. And I would watch the Nightmare Before Christmas. I met Juliet about this time =]. How the 8th grade lawn was dead and so where the trees aroudn it. And the days seemed a lot shorter as the days went by.. It was perfect. How I would go on LiveJournal too see if anyone "updated" or "comment" all the time haha. How I would go to Juliet's house once or twice. After how the sky was kinda orangeish and Juliet asked me out. It was perfect. When Novemeber was over the weather would still be rain and Christmas was coming up. My best friends Joseph, Sean, Juliet, and Daniel would meet up in like 3 seconds. Now Daniel's gone. Sean and Joseph are somewhere else and it's just me and Juliet. It's a new school and blah. I just love this ambience.

Thu, 18 Aug 2005 22:07:05 GMT

♥♥♥I LOVE MY JULIET♥♥♥
She's the greatest thing in the whole world. She's all I've ever wanted.. =] She makes me smile, laugh, and feel speacial.. My Jugee is so amazing. She's so smart, she's a genuis. She's also halarious. She can make me laugh no matter what. She's so beautiful She has the most gorgeous blue eyes and brown hair. My love has the most perfect smile ever. ARGH I LOVE JULIET! I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I really am.

P.S. Joseph you rock like that one guy from tron.

So Damn True

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 15:21:46 GMT

I UNDERSTAND THAT SCISSORS CAN BEAT PAPER AND I GET HOW ROCK CAN BEAT SCISSORS. BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY PAPER CAN BEAT ROCK. PAPER IS SUPPOSED TO MAGICALLY WRAP AROUND ROCK LEAVING IT IMMOBILE? WHY THE HELL CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO SCISSORS? SCREW SCISSORS, WHY CAN'T PAPER DO THIS TO PEOPLE? WHY AREN'T SHEETS OF COLLEGE-RULED NOTBOOK PAPER CONSTANTLY SUFFOCATING STUDENTS AS THEY ATTEMPT TO TAKE NOTES IN CLASS? I'LL TELL YOU WHY, BECAUSE PAPER CAN'T BEAT ANYBODY, A ROCK WOULD TEAR THAT SHIT UP IN TWO SECONDS. WHEN I PLAY ROCK/PAPER/SCISSORS I ALWAYS CHOOSE ROCK. THEN WHEN SOMEBODY CLAIMS TO HAVE BEATEN ME WITH THEIR PAPER I CAN PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WITH MY ALREADY CLENCHED FIST AND SAY "OH SHIT I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT PAPER WOULD PROTECT YOU, ASSHOLE."

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Snicker and Sprite Party

Thu, 28 Jul 2005 23:38:16 GMT

SpaceLt Michael5: wanna have a sprite and snicker party?
SpaceLt Michael5: ill host it
SpaceLt Michael5: cause you guys are lazy sillys
SpaceLt Michael5: ill put just enougfh confettie..
SpaceLt Michael5: you know so it won't get in the sprite
FadedJack: right right
FadedJack: what sprite
FadedJack: where's the sierra mist?!
SpaceLt Michael5: regular
SpaceLt Michael5: no sierra mist sucks so much it can kill
SpaceLt Michael5: im not having anyone die on my behalf and my party
FadedJack: what about 7 up?
SpaceLt Michael5: i don't want to be responsible
SpaceLt Michael5: no, and we're drinking from plastic cups just to be on the safe side

Interesting Conversation Me and Joseph Had Today.

Wed, 27 Jul 2005 21:18:42 GMT

SpaceLt Michael5: City's breaking down on a camel’s back.
They just have to go 'cos they dont hold back
So all you fill the streets it’s appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..
FadedJack: Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let’s turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Daniel: Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
watch me as I gravitate
hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
this motown,
with yo sound
you're in the place
you gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
you kill the INC.
so dont stop, get it, get it
until you're cheddar header.
Yo, watch the way I navigate
ahahahahahhaa.
FadedJack: Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Learn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sticking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let’s turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?
Daniel: Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains in it
steady,
watch me navigate,
ahahahahahhaa.
Dont stop, get it, get it
we are your captains
in it
steady,
watch me navigate
ahahahahahhaa.

Can't LiveJournal's and MySpace Both Be Cool

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 00:27:54 GMT

I think LiveJournal's and Myspace's both kick ass. Cause either way, we're nerds infront of the computer so we might as well be ultra nerds and have 2 blog lives. With the URLs and HTMls and the OverRides and what not. It's really CrAzY.

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 22:07:20 GMT

SpaceLt Michael5: what's up with the switching of screen names
FadedJack: i signed onto the azn one by accident
SpaceLt Michael5: dude juliet said that i couldn't come over today cause she had work to do right, well we where talking on the phone and she's all like "oh thomas is here to pick me up im going with carly to go swimming"
SpaceLt Michael5: i mean
SpaceLt Michael5: "ouch man"
FadedJack: ow
FadedJack: ok
SpaceLt Michael5: ow man
SpaceLt Michael5: ouch
FadedJack: oh
FadedJack: yeah that's kinda low
SpaceLt Michael5: i was like
SpaceLt Michael5: ow
SpaceLt Michael5: i GUY comes to pick her up so she could hang out with him and carly
SpaceLt Michael5: i mean
SpaceLt Michael5: ouch
FadedJack: yeah
FadedJack: that's pretty low
SpaceLt Michael5: hm..

Me and Joseph

Mon, 11 Jul 2005 01:47:32 GMT

SpaceLt Michael5: hey do you want to steel an animal
FadedJack: yeah but only i can pregnate it
SpaceLt Michael5: ok?
FadedJack: and I dont' come cheap
SpaceLt Michael5: i only have 5
FadedJack: fine ill come cheap
SpaceLt Michael5: i think i cna only get 4
FadedJack: alright im game

What It's Like To Be Joseph; A Rope of Sand

Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:56:49 GMT

Joseph needs help. He does drugs. And he's dead on the inside. He keeps telling people that while he's laughing. He's gone insane.

Valedictorian!!

Sat, 25 Jun 2005 00:23:28 GMT

Ahhhh I'm so proud to be going out with one of the valedictorians of our school!! I'm so lucky to have her. She's soo smart!! Yay I'm so proud of you! Gosh I sound like a parent now. Well I won't see her for a while though =[ Still happy that she got it though. =]

High School

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 21:46:18 GMT

High School is going to be diffrent. Hopefully I'll get taller, and get slightly bigger side burns. I'll be working on my high-fives and finger snaps. Brand new year, brand new place, brand new people, same old faces.

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 03:05:10 GMT

FUCK YOU!

Sun, 19 Jun 2005 03:32:02 GMT

I took my loved one from my head.
I pregnated her on the sheets.
I rolled her up and we kissed
till we where dead.

Columbine Shooting

Sat, 18 Jun 2005 23:19:30 GMT

Harris and Klebold had already planted two bombs in the cafeteria which were expected to explode at 11:00am, a time they calculated was when the most students would be in the cafeteria--900 Columbine students were on their lunch break. These two bombs were the largest at twenty pounds each, constructed of pipe bombs surrounded colorless gas found in natural gas and petroleum; used as a fuel propane-filled fuel cylinders. The pair had previously planted other bombs around the campus expecting them to explode too, however, most of them never went off. They brought the bombs to school in backpacks and bomb cases strapped to their bodies. Harris and Klebold were wearing trench coats so that their fellow students would not know that guns and bombs were being smuggled into the school. Harris and Klebold fired their first shots about 11:19 in the parking lot after running there from the soccer field. By 11:25 the pair, who had already fatally shot Rachel Scott, ran into the cafeteria while shooting students. They also shot at one of the bombs which they had planted in an attempt to detonate it but to no avail. If those two cafeteria bombs had exploded then many of the four hundred and forty-eight students in the cafeteria would have most likely been killed. Some students hid in closets, bathrooms, and offices, or under heavy desks and chairs; others fled the building to the Robert F. Clement Park. Some of the students called for help on cell phones while hiding behind a heavy door. A 9-1-1 call relating to the incident was made at 11:25. A custodian reported hearing gunfire and explosions at the school. The custodian also reported seeing a shooter on the roof who was later revealed to be an innocent repairman hiding from the shooting. At 11:28, deputy Neil Gardner of Jefferson County exchanged gunfire with Harris and Klebold near a building entrance. He radioed for help at 11:29. At 11:30, other Jefferson County deputies arrived on the scene. They called other agencies for help because they heard explosions and gunshots. The shooters moved upstairs, firing at students in classrooms. Harris and Klebold then moved to the school library, killed ten students, and left several more injured. When it was clear that they were not going to escape the building, the two committed suicide — Harris by firing a shotgun placed in his mouth and Klebold with a handgun. Some theorize that Harris killed Klebold before killing himself because Klebold was left handed but was shot in the right temple. Harris had injured his last victim at 11:31 a.m; both Harris and Klebold were confirmed dead by 12:30 pm.

Coolest Conversation Ever

Fri, 17 Jun 2005 00:39:44 GMT

XXFlrt TXx: hey michael i.m. me wen u get bak t2ul

Auto response from SpaceLt Michael5: I'm On Fire

SpaceLt Michael5: hey
SpaceLt Michael5: whats up
XXFlrt TXx: hey nm jc"me likey da away message :P"
SpaceLt Michael5: huh?
SpaceLt Michael5: you do
SpaceLt Michael5: that's cool
XXFlrt TXx: nvm it was a joke...
XXFlrt TXx: lol
SpaceLt Michael5: hah yeahh
SpaceLt Michael5: sorry
XXFlrt TXx: dude u wr soooo kool wen u we on stage at da battle of the bands, i was like omfg hannah hes so fuckin kool it was realy funny
SpaceLt Michael5: hahaa
SpaceLt Michael5: yeah
SpaceLt Michael5: we didn't know what to do
SpaceLt Michael5: we where so not ready
SpaceLt Michael5: have you actually heard our band before
SpaceLt Michael5: we suck
XXFlrt TXx: nope srry lol i bet u dnt tho but ur head band is awsum lol
SpaceLt Michael5: hha thanks a lto
SpaceLt Michael5: alot*
SpaceLt Michael5: are you in 7th grade?
SpaceLt Michael5: or 8th
XXFlrt TXx: yep
XXFlrt TXx: 7th
SpaceLt Michael5: cool
XXFlrt TXx: dude its brynn u no who i am rite?
SpaceLt Michael5: you got another year at this pissant hick school
SpaceLt Michael5: yeah i do
SpaceLt Michael5: you hang out with cohen
SpaceLt Michael5: hannah*
XXFlrt TXx: lol kk lol yep "cohen"
SpaceLt Michael5: isn't she like big time chatholic or christian?
XXFlrt TXx: haha, iono, she acts like it...but who nozzzzz
SpaceLt Michael5: i don't get it cause her last name is big time jewish
SpaceLt Michael5: so i was confused for a couple of days
XXFlrt TXx: lol im jewish...
SpaceLt Michael5: that's cool
SpaceLt Michael5: what highschool are you gonna go to ?
XXFlrt TXx: iono yet...
XXFlrt TXx: wut bout u?
SpaceLt Michael5: taft
XXFlrt TXx: kool kool isnt that wr juliet is goin?
SpaceLt Michael5: yeahh
SpaceLt Michael5: thats why i'm going
XXFlrt TXx: kool lol i figured
SpaceLt Michael5: haha yeahh
XXFlrt TXx: u guys maka qt cupl
SpaceLt Michael5: oh thanks
XXFlrt TXx: lol
XXFlrt TXx: np
SpaceLt Michael5: im pretty fuckin ugl
SpaceLt Michael5: y
SpaceLt Michael5: ahah
XXFlrt TXx: dude! stfu, ur not ugly!!!!!!!
SpaceLt Michael5: ahhahhaha
SpaceLt Michael5: cha i am
XXFlrt TXx: shut up!!!! ur sooooo not! ur fuckin hot
SpaceLt Michael5: hahaha you kid
SpaceLt Michael5: kidding i mean
XXFlrt TXx: no im not! seriously, ask hannah
SpaceLt Michael5: psssss
XXFlrt TXx: on the battle of the bands day wen u wr up on stage i kept on sayin it!
XXFlrt TXx: oops g2g bbl tho t2ul xoxo
SpaceLt Michael5: kk
SpaceLt Michael5: later